February 2012
“Beauty is nothing, beauty won’t stay. You don’t know how lucky you are to be...”
– Charles Bukowski (via rocknrollsoul)
The woman who works in Beanscene
Either fancies me, feels sorry for me, or is trying to give me a heart attack via dairy produce.
Never had such a cheesy pizza in my life, serious work of art, THERE AREN’T EVEN CRUSTS. All the way to the edge baby.
Whyyyyy
When I ordered food shopping last week I accidentally ordered a bag of milk. Why the fuck would anyone need a BAG or milk, you’d have to use it all in one go D: it’s been sitting in my fridge cos I’ve been putting off using it cos I know I will spill it everywhere/have to pour most of it down the sink but now I need to use it to make peppercorn sauce and I can’t figure it...
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mellonhollie replied to your video: Wee video on hair bleaching for all the people who…
is that all your hair :O
I wish :( ONE DAY IT WILL BE.
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I really hate Glasgow today.
It’s so fucking condensed. Everyone knows everyone and even if you don’t know them you know of them. The worst thing is that because there’s a very limited number of ‘hot’ guys, you see 11934230432423 girls proper up the arse of one you know from first hand experience is a total dickhead.
I want to have a proper rant about something but I can’t because I know...
galifianafuck:
Lola - The Kinks
Having a total identity crisis
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
The best things about tumblr giveaways are the...
Accidentally bought two is my favourite. Cos it’s entirely possible to accidentally buy two Mac Books costing mega $$$. Or ‘bought it and then forgot I had it/didn’t get around to using it’. Again pretty sure if you bought spent megabucks on a macbook/designer shoes/ipad etc that it’d be bought because you needed it, people don’t just pop out for a walk and blow...
It feels like someone is slowly grating my insides with a cheese grater, fuck you cramp. And fuck men for not getting it, HOW IS THAT FAIR?!
Ouch ouch ouch ouch OUUUUUUUUCH.
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger...”
– George Carlin (via finalepisode)
I did so well last week
Going to my classes, but my mum was here and I could actually sleep at night without freaking myself out like I do when I’m in my flat alone at night. Now I’m back to living on my own, back to the crippling bedtime anxiety and making it through a week of classes seems fucking impossible. And I have another 5 weeks to get through :(
Trapped in my own mind.
Enough procrastinating
Time to go fix my hair.
In other news I fell over today (the perils of being the clumsiest person ever) and dropped Cooper’s lead as I tried to put my hands out to stop me breaking my face on the pavement, and he didn’t realize and kept walking but then as soon as he looked back and saw his lead trailing along the floor he ran back over to me and lay down next to me so we were both...
Stop Saying These Things To DJs
mofgimmers:
I’ve been DJing a long, long time. I’ve had great requests, met cool people, had fun, emptied rooms, sucked badly, surprised myself at how good I can be and yadda yadda yadda. However, nothing irks as much as people who give lame reasons for wanting a request. I’m happy to take a request… just… leave the following out of the equation, okay?
1. “Could you play this song for my...
TMI (are they normally meant to be saved for Tuesdays? Oh fucking well). I hate washing my hair more than anything ever. It’s stupidly thick (even with the shitty layers) and dries naturally into ringlets so if I wash it I need to sit and blowdry it and then straighten it and it’s just hassle and majorly time consuming, so I’ve never really washed my hair more than once a week at...
eptaylor replied to your video: I’ve started using youtube a wee bit more so if…
How bloody cute are you? I just want to squeeze you!
Hahaha! <3
dysfunctionalprofessional replied to your video: I’ve started using youtube a wee bit more so if…
I’m starting to do youtube videos as well cause my brothers forcing me to. username - chelseacrystina xxx
Wooo do it! I’ve gotten so bored of tumblr, youtube seemed like the next step!xox
“In August of 1990 I found myself laying on my stomach in the woods with a pair...”
– Kathleen Hanna (via disc0-lemonade)
ilessthanthreetea replied to your post: Bank machine gave me £30
I think you need to speak to the owners of the atm and notify them then bring it up with your bank. Try and remember the time that you made the transaction. Also I find if you make a big deal they will do things.
Cheers love! I’ll go into my bank tomorrow and explain, and then if they don’t remove to charge I’ll...
Bank machine gave me £30
When I only had 10 in my account and when I obviously pressed the £10 button because if I’d pressed the £30 button it would of told me I didn’t have sufficient funds! This has left me -20 which means I’m going to have to either put the 20 extra back in or find 20 from elsewhere and on top of that I’ll be getting a £15 bank charge for going minus :( The shop the bank machine...
